If you think I'm crazy...read below:

Every morning, Nick sends me a morning email.  This has been a tradition since before we were even officially together.  Its one of my favorite things - knowing that when I get into work, I'll have something waiting for  me.  Anyway, this morning, my email was a couple of short stories that he heard from two co-workers this morning.  I think he needs to revisit these stories once a month, preferably during that time when I'm acting irrational and nuts - and realize that he's married to a lunatic, but it could be worse.

I love you too.

Married Guy #1:

Wife is a stay at home mom, so long story short-he lives about 1.25 hours away so he gets home and deals with the baby, obviously.  So while doing that, his wife goes out with her friend for a 1.5 hour walk or whatever.  Well - he says he gets the baby a bath and starts putting the baby to bed and it's like 9:45 - well she gets home and starts watching TV.  He asks her if she can watch the baby (assuming he or she is not asleep yet!) so he can do something for 15 minutes.  This turns into a huge argument so he finally gets the baby put down and decides to go to bed.  So, he turns off the TV while she takes a shower.  Once she's out of the shower, she raises hell with him for turning off the TV.  He said "you weren't even watching it!!" - then she bounced the checking account yesterday as well.  I have to side with Mommy on the having some "her" time as she probably needed it after a day with the baby.  However, I'm not sure what idiot women these guys marry as they have no clue about money management if you hear it from them.  The end.

Married Guy #2

He has been working late hours and lives in Chillicothe with an insecure wife.  Ryan is 22 years old, is married and has a little girl...not sure how he does it but he does.  In any case, it was about 7:30 or 8:00 last night and he was just getting on 23 south when he gets a call from his wife.  She bitched at him because she thought he was out drinking and cheating on her and so on and so forth.  To piss him off, she goes out and goes on a $100 shopping spree with the credit card.  She also threatened to leave him and also leave him in financial shambles.  She also routinely overdraws their checking account.  However, she has started working so hopefully their financial woes ease up a little.  The end.