On the mornings that I don't go to the gym, which has been more often than not, Nick comes up to wake me up and say goodbye before he leaves. Its a comforting routine. He turns the light on, the radio and then comes over to make sure that I'm somewhat coherent. This morning's convo, however was blog worthy...so here it goes.
Nick: Good morning! Chino's been fed, let out and is downstairs. I slept well, did you?
Me: {{Incoherent gobbily goop}}, so-so.
Nick: How come?
Me: You were snoring, but were on your side already so I had to find an alternate means of stopping it (Linda does snoring demo).
Nick: Hahaha. How?
Me: I tried poking, yelling and slapping. That didn't work. So I flicked the band of your boxers and underwear. That worked.
Nick: You gave me a wedgie?
Me: Nope. Just flicked the bands. I had to do it a couple of times. I figured this out after hitting you in the head with your pillow did nothing.
4 comments:
LOL. Love it!! That's hilarious. I think that sounds like a pretty good tactic.
I was oblivious to your tactics...but I'm glad they worked and that I didn't wake up with any cuts or bruises.
Are you leading my alternate life?
Buying a car at the same time and dealing with the always tricky - what to do when they're snoring but are already on their side issue...Getting a little creepy. I am a fan of the always subtle "almost shake awake." I now know exactly how much shaking he can handle before he is fully alert. Trick is to get him out of sleep but not conscious.
Took a few years of practicing...luckily he has no memory after he falls back asleep, but boy was he grumpy at the time...I think I've got it now though.
:)
I FORGOT THIS BLOG EXISTED. i'm so excited.
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