Linda: You're on my side.
Nick: You're everywhere.
Linda: No I'm not, line your pillow up with your side of the bed, I'll line my pillow up with my side of the bed and the middle part will be Switzerland.
Nick: Neutral territory, eh? Then what are you allowed in it?
Linda: Because your feet are in my area and you keep flailing.
Nick: (Flips his pillows over his head, flips his legs everywhere, tosses covers) Harumph, then what is your hand doing on my pillow?
Linda: (moves her hand to Nick's ear)
Nick: (puts his hand on Linda's head) I'm in two countries right now.
{{{silence}}}
Linda: This is my sleep space, that is your sleep space. Stay on your side.
Nick: We are so married.
1 comment:
hilarious! it's a nightly convo in our house :-)
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