Important background information (required to understand the following exchange of emails): Every night, typically around 9:00, Chino sounds the alarm, which consists of him running frantically down the hall, barking his head off, continuing to do so until someone distracts him or yells at him to shut up. The only way to placate him is to open the door and let him see for himself that everything is in fact, A-OK. This obnoxious barking also happens when he's outside in the backyard. Yes, we are those people who own "That damn dog who won't shut up."
Nick: I have also noticed rabbit tracks in the mornings...should Chino's middle name be "Elmer Fudd"? Chino "Elmer Fudd" Lollo who hunts "wabbits"?
Linda: YES!!!! But I think that that is the reason that he goes berserko at night. The poo is located near the small fence gate...and he goes back there and barks...and the tracks are across the front yard.
Nick: Chino is the homeland security to the rabbit terrorists.
Linda: LOL - he shows them that he means business when he eats their poo.
Nick: Seriously...that poo probably smells like steak to him.
**Update: Chino's policy on Bunnies**
The United States Government of Chino does not negotiate or take kindly to bunnies. The soviet deer population is now on good terms, but no extremist bunnies. This includes bunnies who may enter the yard, patrol the fence or reside in the neighborhood or surrounding area.
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