It appears that Chino is a little disgruntled over the fact that the live tree in the great room is for decoration and is not in fact an upgrade to "indoor plumbing". Since Nick an I weren't home, he grabbed the closest thing that he could and took immediate action.
The scene: Frosty the snowman, face down on the couch. It appears innocent enough, a Christmas decoration moved from its original spot and onto CHINO'S spot. No worries, he's a good boy who we can trust with our stuff like shoes and clothes and purses. He usually leaves things alone. So far, nothing seems out of the ordinary here. It just looks like Chino needed a friend to keep him company until his humans came home. Right???
WRONG!!!!!! Nick went to retrieve Frosty to put him back where he belongs and discovered that something far more sinister had happened during the day.
WARNING: The image you're about to see is graphic and is definitely not for the faint of heart.
Poor Frosty. One minute, he's just sitting in a box of decorations, waiting to be deployed into a house to provide Christmas cheer, and the next, he's in the clutches of a 70lb mutt, having his two eyes made out of coal removed from their sockets along with his cute carrot nose.
Since his two eyes made out of coal and his carrot nose are still in tact, Frosty is headed for surgery tonight and into rehab this weekend. He will be assigned to decoration duty, high above the counter tops, out of Chino's reach in order to enjoy the Christmas season in peace. You earned it, Frosty, you earned it.
1 comment:
That is freaking hilarious. See? I would blog if I had funny things to talk about. :)
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