Scandalous

Tonight is our self-declared night in.  Nothing on the agenda except staying home.  I took the opportunity to catch up on some DVR and Friday night trash TV.  The evening evolved into an episode of The Biggest Loser with a side of pizza and chocolate chip cookies.  For dessert, I tuned into Celebrity Rehab with a splash of Yuengling.  Does that make me a contestant for the next reality show?  Probably, yes, but not for the reasons listed above.  I promise that I will not gorge myself to the point of food coma, followed by a drunken incident resulting into me doing the tango across the kitchen floor with the dog.  Amen.