I am the Furminator

I don't know what it is about the Furminator, but it makes me happy (Chino, not so much).  Maybe its because I'm a results oriented person?  Or maybe I'm just lazy and would rather deal with dog hair, straight from the source, rather than having it blowing all over the floor like yellow, fuzzy tumbleweeds.  Either way, this is truly the best dog brush on the market if you have a shedding pup.  I hear that the cat version is pretty good too, but I can't speak to that.  I wanted to recreate the Furminator ad and have Chino laying here patiently, with his fur piles all around him, but that would have taken too many treats and then I'd be dealing with diarrhea on the floor instead of tumbleweeds.

To get Chino to participate in his Furmination, requires lots of patience and treats and sometimes assistance from Nick.  However, we both know that Chino is totally playing us.  How do I know?  I tried the Furminator on my on head and it didn't hurt, which is proof that Chino is really being a drama queen.  The disclaimer under this photo should read:  No mutts were harmed during this Furmination session. The mutt pictured consumed a ridiculous amount of T-Bonz treats in exchange for his cooperation.  If you or anyone you know is a victim of a psycho dog mom, please remember to act annoyed and she'll give you extra food.