A bunch of engineers sitting around the table.

Group: blah blah blah engineering talk

Ed: Oh, Henk had his Baby.  9 lbs, Riley Elizabeth.

Paul: Oh wow, that's great!

All: Yay!

Peter: Oh, he got his wish!  She was born on 8/8/08!

Nick: Umm, he didn't really have a choice.

Ed: Yea, they poked a hole and out came a baby.  It was a scheduled pregnancy. (um, you mean induce labor, since obviously, she's already pregnant)

All: (Laughter)

Ed: how many here have kids?

Mike: (Raises Hand)

Ed: OK, how many have seen an induced pregnancy?

All: (no one responds)

Ed: All they do is take a big ass needle and pop the water sack to induce the pregnancy (again - she's already pregnant, perhaps you mean induce labor?)

Tim: Ew

Peter: I've seen a sheep give birth....it's not pretty

Tim: Your kid?

All: Laughter

Ed: HAHA, now that was Baaaaaaaad.

THE END

 

**DISCLAIMER - Nick, the writer of this commentary cannot vouch for the medical accuracy of inducing pregnancy.  The writer only knows how to make a baby at this point in time.

 

***NOTE - This is for real - the writer did not make any of this up.